Silly Lines

for Peter Cushing Scenes

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Updated May 6, 2006

Rules: Take a look at the featured Peter Cushing scene and submit your silly line (along with full name for credit) to cgullo@juno.com

This month's featured scene is of Peter Cushing dressed in his "rap" clothes for the video of "No White Peaks" (Picture courtesy of Lauren Brodsky)

• "Just call me MC - VAN HELSING!" - Christopher Gullo

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Previous scene was from "The Satanic Rites of Dracula"

• "That's the last time I leave the kids home alone without a babysitter!" - Christopher Gullo

• "This table will look great in my breakfast nook!" - Kevin Nickelson

• "I had to go to the bathroom! What did I miss?" - Kevin Nickelson

• "Come on, baby, light my wig" (sung to Light My Fire) - Gloria Lillibridge

• "Oh dear, left the iron on again." - Miss Weasel

• "I KNEW I shouldn't have rented the place to Roger Corman." - Clevergirl

• "Ah, tea's ready." - Colin Bushby

• "Why no - I thought YOU were bringing the marsh mellows!" - Kevin Shinnick

• "Say, that bloody black magic stuff really works!" - Michael McGlasson

• "If I've told you once, I've told you a 1,000 times,...GET RID OF THAT GODDAM CAT!" - Joe Skinnell

• "You know...when I bought this pizza pan, they didn't mention it came with its own heat source!" - Timothy Kowalski

• "Ludwig, stop playing with your lighter and come look at this marvelous table" - Stephen De Shaw

• "What way do I move this dial to turn the heating down?" - Tony Battock

• "Professor Van Helsing, you're ""FIRED."" - Herb Wolfertz

• "Is that what you go through to get your star on the Hollywood walk of fame? - Michael Lederman

• "I suppose I won't be getting my damage deposit back." - Nichele Johnston

• "Now, Count, how would you like your steak - medium, rare... or through the heart? - Steve Crowther

• "Well, I did tell him not to try and sit in that armchair without taking the crucifix of the cushion first!!" - Stuart Miller

• "Okay, Dear boy, when I said I wanted the table set up for dinner, I meant
  for me NOT DRACULA" - John Cooper